Who could begrudge Rachel Reeves free tickets when she was, er, just trying to be a good parent? | Catherine Bennett

Keir Starmer once said that, under him, Britain would be the party of the family and the “best place to grow up in’s.

We can already feel confident that, thanks to his approach to dynamic sponging, no child of a Labour minister need be denied their essential football or concert outing, regardless of ticket price or scarcity.

New modernisation committee’ will consider, among other things, “how to restore public trust in politics” Older voters may register, among 14 members selected by party whips, the Tory and Viktor Orbán sympathiser, Christopher Chope .

Lucy Powell MP, leader of the Commons and most recent runner-up to Starmer in the freebie acceptance league, with 40,289 of declared gifts.