Men today are all about plastic surgery — next they’ll be after your wardrobe

Gents today wear earrings, bracelets, rings, pins, hairpieces, furs, pretty coats, frilly shirts, silly tees, heels, feathered hats, untucked blouses, fancy jackets, girdles.

Problem is romance. You can no longer tell if a guy’s happy, excited, how can you know if certain parts of him will move but his face won’t.