A tale of two suckers: Donald Trump’s plastic straws and Keir Starmer | Stewart Lee

Trump declared he wanted to build his hotels on the mass graves of Gaza .

Hasn’t Trump seen The Shining? It won't end well. Pity those whose children have the misfortune to die next to a monetisable stretch of shoreline.

Maybe Trump ’s horrible mouth-cack is just evidence of his former acolyte Steve Bannon's advice to “flood the zone with shit”.

Keir Starmer backed away, avoiding direct comment, dodging a commitment to the AI declaration like a coward and hoping for the best, while Trumpy growls and foams.

I'm as disappointed as the next metropolitan liberal elitist champagne socialist by Starmer ’s government.

Address the migration crisis, by all means, but don’t be a c

about it.