If I were Captain America, I’d quit | Stewart Lee

The presidency of Donald Trump contaminates everything that touches it, like dogshit on the end of a pointed stick.

Be careful, politicians of the world, entertainment brands, and commercial properties, that you don’t get any on you.

Bob Dylan is at the Royal Albert Hall this week , but wonder what it would feel like to watch one of the architects of postwar progressive America performing in a world where the culture he helped create is so obviously in retreat.

Scarlett Johansson , Marvel’s Black Widow, assembled a squadron of Avengers actors to denounce Trump .

But the real Avengers would oppose Trump if they existed.

Captain America would not sling his vibranium shield for Donald Trump .

The success of Trump invalidates the shared, if naive, notion of what America is.